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Ross, 20, He/Him

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This is a meme page, but currently I’m really into Yakuza, WWDITS, and Breaking Bad so expect a lot of posts about that

ALSO I am not a NSFW blog but I post a lot of jokes and memes with nsfw text. If you’d rather not see those I tag them with “Nsfw text” “suggestive” or “nudity”

Other accounts

meat-wentz:

meat-wentz:

okay okay so like i don’t wanna kill the party but i just saw an instagram shop selling a shirt that says now i am become death the destroyer of worlds in barbie font and i just sigh i just like i get the novelty of barbie and oppenheimer weekend but i have got to stress the bomb changed the entire world forever and wiped out over a quarter of a million people i think maybe we gotta kinda take a step back here when we start selling it as if it’s fun hot girl summer fodder

before you start babygirling oppenheimer just know that from what i’ve heard the film does not address downwinders, does not have a singular japanese person in it, and exploited our museums by claiming photos on loan for personal use (meaning they did not have to pay a penny to use them in the film despite being a multi-million dollar production).

thedogeveryonehates:

roach-works:

captain-price-officially:

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environmental storytelling

the cumbrian cunt council will decide your fate

notajerusalemcricket:

hera-the-wizard:

funnytwittertweets:

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hey that’s the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video

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Did you just know this

ubercharge:

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op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

unclefather:

gendernewtral:

weeniebagel:

hornpoint:

hornpoint:

i love that stupid double fisted overhead punch they always do on star trek

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fuck your life

best part of it is that the person doing it almost always is the one who wins the fight

how could you not include this part

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take this! heres ASS

astraldemise:

one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired

i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said “i feel good because i did the right thing”. and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.

megatraven:

grymmdark:

wantonlywindswept:

wantonlywindswept:

wantonlywindswept:

wantonlywindswept:

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

hey quick question gdocs

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what the fuck

querched up white boy

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